By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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MrHankie1999 0

That was the most hilarious poster of all of NFL. http://rock947.com/blogs/post/lunchbox/2011/dec/26/girl-packers-game-national-star/

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow, what a douche... That is the kind of situation best left private.

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blink978 1

Evolution of the break up. One, person to person. Two, over a phone call. Three, over text message. Finally, facebook dumped.

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isofia85 0

Change yours to single. And your status to "I'm keeping the key;)"

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yepusuckarse 7

What a loser he couldn't even muster up the courage to tell you to your face! You're better off with out the lowlife

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professorxfm 7

Stop dating boys, then. Find yourself a real man! Go out and live life! Think of it this way: you threw out ALL the trash in 2011! :)

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OfficeNinja 5

What an ass. Lock the door then break the key off inside the doorknob.

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causticgirl 6

Or leave the key in the knob and see if all his shit is still there when he gets home!

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rthieka 0

What a loser!! You deserve better..

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