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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
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gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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jlear3 0

I'm sorry, but I would love to see this demonstration.. and YkindaDI for acting like a sea turtle 0.o

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ErinAinsley 0

Woooww.... maybe it's just that funny XD

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lovinit5683 0

I don't get why your getting mad. Just think "How does he know what a sea turtles ****** is like?" Hint he probably had to screw one to even get the knowledge... Either that or the chick he has been with other than you must have a similar appearance of a sea turtle...

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georggx 3

who's be screwing a sea turtle... HOW EMBARRASSING!!

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AkDreamer5 0

That's kind of werid. I feel bad for you&your boyfriend because it probaly bothers him, and he told his friends about how you orgasim.

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shootingstar13 0

tell him you move like one cause he acts like a sea turtle wen he ***** you lmaaO

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SaintE_fml 0

demonstrate his by spitting in his face in front of said friends!

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