By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
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gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Mature men do not discuss things like this with their friends....he could give the poor girl a hangup now where she can't relax and ******. What a jerk! What is he 14? Don't give him any EVER again. Find a better BF!

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_krispy 0

bahah whatt a jokee, of course hes gonna tlkk about it to his friends :P

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ulicksam 0

There's no such thing as a "beach sea turtle". What he probably did was compare your ****** to a "beached" sea turtle, not the ****** of a "beach" sea turtle.

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Stumblebum30 5

Sounds like he's too immature to even be having sex. Time for a new bf if he has no more consideration and respect for you than to embarrass you in front friends.

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cufaoil 11

At least he's watching Animal Planet instead of Hannah Montana

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cracktus 0

Guys, you all should go on YouTube and look up "turtle ******." The sound of a turtle's ****** is hysterical. This chick's BF obviously watched one.

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randomnameflob 0

He made you ****** in front of his friends??

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dt520 4

did he bang a sea turtle or something? he sounds worse off since your the one getting off.

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