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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
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gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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HunniHeart 4

At least you're getting orgasms~ be happy and withhold sex from him for being a bitch about it.

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crzyck83 0

That really sucks! I'd be pissed. I don't usually believe in it but this calls for revenge.

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corambis 13

You should have told him that he's almost as good at faking your orgasms as you are.

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iliketurdles 7

must resist urge.. ohh fack it.. I LIKE TURTLES (not in the same way as your boy friend).

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lovin_my_marine 4

I just reread the FML. a beach sea turtle? that's very specific. Nd I wonder if he meant the way the turtle looks or sounds. lol

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bryan1992 0

I'm sure it's how it would look on it's back trying to flip over haha

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

YDI ingrate. Sea turtles are smokin hott! They rock! This one sea turtle **** chick is super hot... her name is Mishell something. **off to watch sea turtle ****

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

They actually sound like they're saying "wow".

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Haackfam101 0

I wouldn't give him anymore sex, that's for sure! tell him if he wants it quiet... he can use his hand next time!

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mr_erotic32 0

and its a bad thing because...

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