Love: Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because...

By bumblebee - 13/03/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

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By humanalarmclock - 21/05/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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I'm only sleeping

By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 19:30

Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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GodBarack 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:25

God I hate FML's like this...

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:00

I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.

Comments

kyd 5

Monday 15 March 2010 9:30

Wow... what a dick.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:12

YDI. Good morning texts are obnoxious. Yes, it's morning. Yes, you hope your significant other has a good morning. You don't need to text that every single day to maintain a good relationship.

echo7341 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:59

Good morning texts are extremely annoying. Especially in this case when she said she had to wake up early... meaning her bf was most likely not up yet. Even more annoying is when people think it's funny to text you "wake up". And to whoever asked why someone would leave their phone on, I know I do in case their is an emergency. How would you like to know that you had your phone off and something bad happened to one of your friends or family because you wanted to sleep?

SimmoDestroyer 15

Monday 15 March 2010 23:13

Aww you poor thing, that was so sweet :(

Kelso_24 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:49

I'm guessing that wasn't the first time though

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:21

OP: yep needy. well it sure beats a kick in the crotch to wake him .

LA_Barbie 11

Sunday 21 March 2010 11:20

YTDI! how annoying are u?! if I was a guy I'd be super irritated by a needy chick texting "good morning" when I'm trying to sleep. furthermore I don't even like it when guys do it. I do however agree that he proly was lookin for an excuse 2 break up tho. NEXT!