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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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stupidity99 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:41

Hey guys, this is actually a question, not a comment. I posted an FML yesterday, then checked back a few hours later, and this one appeared in its place. I did NOT write this. I authored a different one, and the one I did write just sort of... Disappeared. So what I'm wondering, is, has this kind of glitch happened to any of you?

cruzzer810 6

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:47

that's hilarious.

Desticles69 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:10

freckles look nothing like a razor rash...haha awkward

asherm 15

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:25

I glanced at that fml quickly and at first read it as "licked". But yeah I hate razor rash

maddieex 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:57

"I didn't have the heart" what the heck would it seriously break his heart if he found out it was razor rashes? This shouldn't even be an FML.

ThatSadGirl 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 21:05

Ouchhhhh.

lilchica22001 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:03

Try mint scented body lotion for that area after you shave. Gets rid of razor burn and also smells yummy! :)

mosquito19 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:25

your boyfriend is kinda clueless. you can not get freckles down below unless you walk around exposing your crotch to the sun.

LittleMissShadow 16

Monday 23 February 2015 1:54

At least he thinks it's cute..?

wellthenpeople 5

Monday 23 February 2015 4:44

Why does he like them so much...

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