By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
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WitEluded 13

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

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euphoricness 28

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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AutisticAbyss 10

A compliment is a compliment! Let it stay that way.

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jcshadow 16

but what happens when the rash goes away....unless you plan to purposely give yourself razor burn from now on

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al_dente 3

Just tell him they're razor rashes. Then tell him your freckles are razor rashes too

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pugpuggy 21

Well, he likes it. Look into getting more razor rash!

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toaster87 19

How can you not tell the difference between the two...?

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wookieewhosshe 28

at least it was razor rash and not one of these new fancy sex diseases!

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taylor21398 14

I wouldn't consider an STD to be new or fancy lol

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PANDORUM89 21

razor rash doesn't look like freckles...

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Mossygirl357 12

I would have just told him it was a razor rash.

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