By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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kaylapple 1

he must be horrible in bed... you deserve a new vibrator!

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missbadluk 0

Why do guys not understand the concept of a vibrator? Usually it has nothing to do with the fact that you INSECURE boys aren't good enough. #1 you're not around 100% of the time and if we get horny then we take care of ourselves just as you to with your hand! Lol! #2 vibrators incorporated in the sex life is AWESOME! What the problem is??? Lol!!!

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bethnoire 10

Guys don't understand why girls want vibrators for the same reason girls don't understand why men want ****.

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beckstah123 0

If u hav a boyfriend then why r u buying $80 vibrators?! U got the real thing right there for FREE

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shelbeyrenee 0

why the **** would you buy a vibrator for 80 bucks? dumbass..

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vrmb 3

Next time by a waterproof vibrator, or have him use it on you!!! Then again hes jealous of a toy, thats ****** up he has no right to destroy your personal things, break up with him, sounds like a looser.

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Solano2580 24

Translation: he thought it was cheating to use it so he destroyed it

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