Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

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Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

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Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:51

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

CoachLlama 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:28

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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honeybunches88 5

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:27

If the vibrator wasn't water resistant, wouldn't it have stopped working after OP used it a few times?

AwesomeWillv1 0

Friday 14 January 2011 21:18

I think there's a difference between a bit of female juices and being completely submerged in water.

AceArctic 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:47

I'd be kinda pissed too if I have to compete with a hunk of plastic and metal!

karmabyproxy 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:08

What a dick!!! He masturbates and looks at ****. Maybe he should be insecure since he's such a loser. Dump his ass.

weissesengel 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:31

aww thats cute!

moshpointoh 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:21

@2 your a ****

hurricanebetsyy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:57

why wouldn't you have a water proof vibrator?

bvbsoldier 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:08

um... you have (er, had) a vibrator? an your boyfriend knew about it? kinda creepy...

MuZh 1

Friday 15 July 2011 1:37

Wait, what? How is that creepy...?

rockinroyalty 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:27

awwwn lol he's so cute :)

angbabii36 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:58

y do you have an $80 vibrator in the first place?!

chyeaa_bri 12

Friday 15 July 2011 9:54

his insecurity is cute in a way(: but i'm sorry OP ):

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