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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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Waplesmonster 0

haha fail not you the man I bet he is a chick !! XD

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EvilDave 13

I guess you shouldn't have made him feel so insecure.

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ake072007 2

my boyfriend tells me the same thing but my toy isn't as expensive

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silentscore 0

the way I see it as long as op prefers him for the most part then no big deal. maybe there is more to the story then waking up and no vibe

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Pbstealth 0

for all you ignorant people out there, as a male, i am not intimidated by a vibrator, no matter how expensive. if it works for her, great. foreplay is on. i have not been with a girl that finds her vibrator better than sex. yes sex better when it is started by a guy who knows how to work her vibrator. but it has always moved on from there guys should not fight it or see it as competition but see it as an allie.

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Pbstealth 0

and for you girls that think that $80 is too much: 1 are you 18 yet? 2 have you ever tried a better quality vibrator because i have with my girlfriends and they say there is a difference. 3 are you just justifying your cheap friend like you justify having a cheap, unatractive boyfriend?

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Mittle 0

that's so odd. why would you have a vibrator if you have a boyfriend. unless it's from back in the day.

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franwins0827 7

#120 - For when he's not there, duh!

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monnanon 13

Or for when she wants to have some alone time. Guys still ********** when they have girlfriends even if they are both completely fulfilled. Sometimes you just want to go at it alone.

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