Geek: Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because...

By MissTrix - 29/10/2010 00:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Love isn't…

By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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Emrysa 1

Friday 29 October 2010 8:34

Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:37

the best friend sounds cooler than the bf

Comments

zarii 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:58

nice best frnd xD

tiger_master 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:07

why just halo

cupsie89 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:00

Your best friend is awesome.

Kiara41 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:46

I love gamer boys. :)

LikeSpiltMilk 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:11

You're boyfriend's a loser tell him to get off the gaming an go Kim some ass

coNsperAZI 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:12

HALO 3

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:04

Something I've never gotten is girls in relationships who have a best boy friend who is closer to them than their actual boyfriend (and the same for boys and girl friends). I just don't understand why you would date somebody when you are closer to somebody else. Isn't your best friend that you are closer to the person you would rather be with forever? Than somebody who is less close to you? Also oh GOD. Your boyfriend is such an idiot. I can understand where he is coming from, but asking to 'shoot him in Halo' instead of sitting you down and having a mature talk with you about how he's threatened by your closeness or whatever just makes him look like a pathetic douchebag and doesn't help his case at all. Nice move, idiot.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:10

Oh no, I read it wrong. Turns out your best guy friend is the immature asshole. Now I sympathize more with your boyfriend, if you are closer to a douchebag like that.