Geek: Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because...

By MissTrix - 29/10/2010 00:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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You deserved it 7 381

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Same thing different taste

Hissy fit incoming!

By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

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You deserved it 378

Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 160

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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You deserved it 7 316

Love isn't…

By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 712

You deserved it 219

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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You deserved it 9 093

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 107

You deserved it 87

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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You deserved it 966

Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 758

You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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You deserved it 2 918

Emrysa 1

Friday 29 October 2010 8:34

Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:37

the best friend sounds cooler than the bf

Comments

chimshar 0

Friday 29 October 2010 20:27

sounds like my life.

babydoll097 0

Friday 29 October 2010 20:47

lol

l4tbvf82 0

Friday 29 October 2010 21:01

they are both needs for playing halo. maybe they should get together instead.

l4tbvf82 0

Friday 29 October 2010 21:03

they are both nerds for playing halo. maybe they should get together instead.

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Friday 29 October 2010 21:05

@134: and that's supposed to hurt? why would I care what a wanna be Eminem thinks of me? the only person's opinion who I care about is my boyfriend's. and he sure doesn't think of me as a "punishment." grow up 134 and do something productive with your life rather than sitting in your momma's trailer

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Friday 29 October 2010 21:09

Mr_Zachary 0

Friday 29 October 2010 21:15

reply fail, double post fail, insult fail...

franwins0827 7

Friday 29 October 2010 21:10

HAHHAHAHA!

NomedAce 0

Friday 29 October 2010 21:29

Lmao!

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Friday 29 October 2010 21:34

haha better than what you can do. all you have been able to come up with is punishment and fail. guess it just proves all the more you are nothing but white trailer trash hoping to make it big in the real world, but falling short every time.

Mr_Zachary 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:40

Where do I begin? Your powers of perception (assumption*) are truly incredible. I am humbled to be in your e-presence... Your delusion is factually incorrect. When you're done playing make-believe, share with me the finer points of your arrival at that conclusion. It must be the hoodie, because only people who want to be Eminem wear hoodies... Behold! You are a tool.