Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me....

By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

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By Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:22

At least he matched.

CrazyZenlike 2

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

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brbgirl 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:57

I would love it if my bf wore zebra socks! haha

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:22

what I wanna know is why you told us he took off 'his shirt and then his pants first.' isn't that what you kinda hafta do?

BumbleRoo 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:52

Hahaha I wouldve loved that! I love having fun. But if he really thought you wouldn't laugh then he's dumb

SneakyMuffin 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:26

He sounds awesome!!!

markoogle 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:51

If that won't turn u women on, what will? A cape?

neffkid 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 1:39

YDI ya dumb bitch

autumnt_504 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 23:13

Hahaha I would've died

lisaint_fml 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:50

I'd really like to see my boyfriend doing this, it sounds really funny! but you hurt his feelings by laughing about him, you should really apoligize for that.

annunaki_fml 11

Friday 13 June 2014 6:36

**** yea

DenBriZel 31

Sunday 16 November 2014 6:59

I can see it as being funny, but those are king of a big deal to me and take a lot of openness emotionally. If you laugh for any reason I'd leave too.