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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

OP, Just be grateful that the arrow is on his front and not his back pointing down.

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mic203 2

got the directions hun? Get busy!

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coltsrock37 15

Your boy has a flair for the unexpected. His next act will involve glow sticks, bright colored duct tape, and a very large chimpanzee.

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pandm101 0

I never demand anything from my gf, Usually turns out better that way.

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bananabuttercup 8

It's a partners job to be good and govong when it comes to sex. Does he follow any of your requests?

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Lights_Out_fml 6

He's genius...

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sherrbear 3

hahaha. that's exactly something my fiance would do :P

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jazzybaby179 22

Did he also eat a can of fruit to make his sperm taste better:)??

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Yung23 0

Sounds more like a glow job hahaha

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