Love: Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text... - FML

By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By AMP4U - 31/08/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2015 22:04 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:45

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

MellyBee 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:44

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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kalbrek009 20

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:33

Send him a sound clip of some hardcore **** & scream some random guys name as you fake ******...guaranteed to stop the fart messages! Lol

xxmeowxx43 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:09

Is that his way of showing affection?lmao

nadia_leed 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:11

My sister did that to me -_- it was gross

hova2512 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 5:33

lolol

jadamsclassic 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 6:44

ain't technology grand?

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:14

Hahahhahahahhahah idk why your grossed out by this that's funny xDDD

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:33

{>._.}> imma kill u. He's funny

lilskitt 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:00

Hahahahahaha xD

Locoluis 15

Friday 23 March 2012 0:36

I don't understand this kind of humor. Way too infantile for someone who is supposed to be old enough to get a girlfriend. Those who are laughing at this are no better than him. Learn to show some respect, brats.

ThatChicnamedBOB 2

Friday 23 March 2012 19:11

I Agree that your BF Must be an absolute goon! Sorry also because when I read this I couldn't stop laughing x

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