Love: Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text... - FML

By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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Same thing different taste

It sort of is

By AMP4U - 31/08/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2015 22:04 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:45

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

MellyBee 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:44

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:55

Why do you keep opening and listening to them?

PicklesMcRaptor 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:07

I'd definitely do that xD

SkittlesPhotos 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:01

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:27

(v.-.)> that indeed in everyway was funny.

ElectriCat 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:25

I want that in a relationship

Lovebites2011 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:59

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:20

U must love him.

swimmersrok 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:42

Pray tell why you are dating him?

chamblizi 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WAIT IM NOT DONE YET HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH *NECK HURTING* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ryanbeast 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

He's just saying, "I love you."

herpdeladerp 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:04

Maturity at its finest!

choclatmuffin101 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:01

I must try this.

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Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML

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Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

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Today one of my flatmates told the rest of us to stop using the toilet after 10pm cause he's a light sleeper and the flushing noise wakes him up. After arguing about it, he gave us his 'permission' to use the toilet, but only if we don't flush until the next day. Guess who is always the first to wake up? FML

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