By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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perdix 29

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

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MellyBee 9

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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ksjones2 5

At least he feels he can be himself with you

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mojo87 14

Give him charcoal tablets and he won't have any farts to record.

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Auric 9

The same one five times or five different ones?

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Izabushel 65

My husband keeps on asking me to teach him how to record sounds on the computer. He wants to record his farts so he can submit them to ratemyfarts.com. He is under the impression that they will make him king.

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esfox83 17

Sounds like fighting words to me..fire back

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snowbunnie408 11

sadly my boyfriend does the same thing and ges 26

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Akoragye 4

Ur boy is childish,another style of making love

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