Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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captainfalcon7 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:10

tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first

deviable 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:56

Nice to see chivalry is going strong.

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kcmjlopez 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:38

He's a dumbass.

micadjems 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:41

Need a divacup!! :)

hobosapien081 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:08

hey at least you got a ride home...

PollyluvsTigger 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:15

What. An. Idiot.

KayyLily 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:21

I'm sorry your boyfriend is such a dumbass.

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:32

At least he was being considerate of what was going on. After all, if he got pulled over by the cops, blood on the seat might look suspicious...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:59

I think I'll use that in my next traffic stop cop: what's all that blood on your seat? me: my girlfriend was on her period. cop: And the body in your trunk? me: erm... That's my girl friend. Hey a man's gotta keep his car clean! ow!!! I'm not resisting!!!! ow!!!