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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

fuhckmylyfe 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:37

oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..

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habeeboburky94 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:20

umm, maybe it wasn't real? I mean FB Relationship statuses aren't reliable, he could just be fooling around with a girl friend of his.

kingtuna 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:25

Facebook ****** are a dime a dozen! He will be HIV Positive shortly!

afdude87 6

Monday 23 August 2010 0:27

better sooner then later, sucks getting all attached and buy presents and shit for someone to do that. oh well. get someone better :)

Bag3l 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:28

Could have been worse. He could have dumped you in real life and asked a girl out right in front of you 16 seconds later. Cry More. Eat da poopoo.

destineydeon 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:33

I'm sorry op! this happened to me once except for my bf had two gf's but when I found out, 16 seconds later he was one less. you're better without him. (:

JimmySullivan 0

Monday 23 August 2010 7:01

Dayyumm

Flipflops4ever 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:35

U actually timed it, like he dumped me at 11:30:19 GMT & has new gf at 11:30:35 GMT??

habeeboburky94 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:43

hahahahahaha that's what I was thinking haha.

ooooooohmygosh 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:54

Facebook tells you long ago someone posts something.

awesomesaucem 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:44

lol

Stupified 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:45

30 how am I an asshole? that's just the way I pictured the situation, doesn't mean he's not a dick.

ShayDeeBayBe 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:45

Wow He`s A POOT!

ooooooohmygosh 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:52

At least he dumped you before dating her.

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML

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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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Today, my husband is very liberal. Normally this is a good thing, but the people across the street have put out a TRUMP sign and he's gone nuts. He built a massive HARRIS/WALZ sign in our front yard and is hassling the rest of the neighborhood about it. Half of them are putting out TRUMP signs out of spite. FML

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Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML

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Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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