By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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thelastavailable 13

Well, it technically is very similar to a penis.

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PiQo 6

It's kinda unfair to assume he's an idiot....maybe she has an extremely large clit...

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tigerlily9717 15

The ******** is actually the part that would develop into a penis had you become a male during pregnancy

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Obediah14 13

I just wish I could just see his face when all his other girlfriends don't have clit-dicks. Then he goes home and wonders why and then he looks it up and then...pure gold.

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allymacaulay 3

Men are ******* idiots when it comes to the body of the female

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chewebb 8

You don't need a guy that's that stupid anyway.

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Sodapoptart 14

Well, he wasn't wrong... The ******** is basically a tiny penis. But obviously that's not he route of understanding he was going towards x: FYL, OP.

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