By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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blargblah 12

If he's that stupid you're probably better off without him.

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doeydo 1

Is it freakishly big or something?

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zurtleturtle 1

Okay, I never comment on FMLs, but I have to interject here. He's actually right. The ******** is made of the same tissue as the penis, and when the woman is aroused, actually becomes engorged with blood just like a penis. Everyone starts out as a female fetus, and if the Y gamete that codes for a male is present and activated, the ******** develops into a penis and the ovaries eventually begin to descend into testicles. I can almost guarantee that wasn't what the boyfriend was talking about, but he's not wrong.

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withered 30

#248 You wanted to show off your "knowledge" yet you claim OP is a hermaphrodite because she has a ********? Penis develops from ******** and they are similar but one organ is female and one is male. Magical stuff, I know. For her to be a hermaphrodite she would need to have both sexual organs/characteristics. And having ONE (penis OR ********) is not having BOTH just because those 2 things are similar.

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coolbrooekr843 1

When my sister. was little and bathing with our older brother she once said "look I have apenis too"... that was the last time they bathed together

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KatStyles 10

What the hell..? How old are you guys then????

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smilez1990 8

in all actuality it is. . . the clit is an undeveloped penis which if u notice playing with the head of a penis gives the man the same pleasure as it would if u rub the clit

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Sacytrl 28

He will be seeing those tiny penises everywhere. Imagine the shock that poor thing has to suffer.

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darkfireflame 15

Better that his genes don't spread and infect the whole pool.

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gamber9210 13

Lmao. That does suck. Sadly I'll admit. When I first noticed my ********. I thought it was a tiny penis and had to call my mother because I thought I was male.

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Gamecast20 5

Well actually its sorta true its the remants of a penis from when u were developing in the womb same thing with guys nipples are the same way now if I remember right it hasnt been 100% proven but its been said by some doctors that its true but ya sorry bout the boyfriend problem

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