By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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mkcherry 14

Mail him a copy of a detailed anatomy graphic of a ****** so he doesnt go around saying your a hermaphrodite. But I would have dumped him anyways for being a supreme dumbass, so its not not much of a loss on you part.

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Jazzybee1020 7

Wellllll it is.. Kinda

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hplover7 11

I would say you dodged a bullet there! He is going to be very confused when his next girlfriend and next one are also hermaphrodites...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Throw that one back and keep on walking.

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twinkiefeets 17

No one is that stupid. He just wanted to dump you.

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RKD 23

Yeah, that's basically what a clit is,,,I agree with #219!

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brhu 5

Technically it is, I guess. In development it either turns into a penis or a ********.

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thisisFMLsoFYL 11

Well now u know he's a virgin and an idiot

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bizarro890 1

obviously not your fault. you may just have a very large clit.

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fightingfu 5

Later, he's discussing your tiny penis with his friends, and he slowly realizes the opportunity that he's lost... I mean, the way you told this, it seems like he saw it pretty close AND THIS IS WHY I SUPPORT WATCHING ****

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