By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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nublets 12

Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

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zojieeu 6

Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs

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perdix 29

Just make sure he doesn't start experimenting with big things like biclcyles and refrigerators.

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Michael_92 20

Anything larger than a common 4 slice toaster and you should be worried.

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Furrywhiplash 14

Yes, watch out for larger things, but also watch out for sharper. I doubt her boobs would be able to repel the sharp end of a knife...

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NegaMe 12

The degree of the danger of that particular projectile class depends on whether she has implants or not...

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Llama_Face89 33

What about a small alligator. Theyre not very big when they're babies.

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Leadamp 7

What about something small but heavy like a paperweight

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Joey_Bellows 1

This is the proper course of action if the woman you are dating has nice boobs.

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ycrem0n 21

Seriously, what's next? "YDI because the sky is blue", "YDI because I have herpes", "YDI because YDI" genius

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biglittlehead 12

Quit being a downer and get back to running the itty bitty titty comity.

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perdix 29

Maybe you ought to bounce him out of your life. Unless you like dating boys.

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HopefulBeatz 4

The problem is us men are given both a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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evig_fml 16

I would love it if you could scientifically prove that lol

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license2chill 5

Nope, you can run both at the same time, but you can't control the penis, and sometimes the penis' decisions override brain's

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hellbilly205 17

Ah yes 21 great quote by Robin Williams.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Have you *ever* known a guy who had good decision making skills when he had a hard-on?

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Blueglasscup 18

SHIT SERIOUSLY? I am so trying that when I can.

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Sumalum 7

You should bounce something off his man ****. See how he likes it.

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lizardninja 0

Hell try and bounce his **** off it soon tuen

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hellbilly205 17

I do believe its called **** my life.

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coried91 28

I think he knows. He was making up his own in order to express he thought it was funny. That went way over your head and beyond.

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