By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

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Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
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beccusmaximus 0

And I wonder what kind of idiot he looks like when he has an ******. No one looks cool, I promise.

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DaveOnDope 4

I'd get a second opinion.

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cathylee22 4

wow that's horrible... you should have told him well it was all the buit up tension you were holding inside since he couldn't get you to ****** and it took him months to actually accomplish it. So who's the actual loser in this scenario? If he doesn't like how you look then go find someone who will love every aspect of making you climax and not laugh at you. There are plenty of guys out there who would love to take his place.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that you're making the face like the first guy that got you to ****** and he did it in less time, gave you multiple O's, and didn't laugh.

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Nullcharacter 0

No wonder you can't come, you're with a jack ass. Dump the idiot, buy a vibe. Your life will improve.

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ALBATROSS9080 0

he laughed because that's funny

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thepirate19 3

ydi. if it was your first time you coulda helped out and given yourself one.

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purple_sarah88 0

Read the OP, it was not her first time. He'd been trying for months to give her an ******.

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FMLaddict2010 7

My sis has DS. I find this stupid. I find it stupid when people say "What is wrong with you do you have DS?" I beat a kid to literally within an inch of his life over this. People with mental/physical problems are ridiculed too much. Everyone needs to grow the **** up IF they use insults like that.

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blloyd420 5

kid i doubt u could beat the shit out of anybodyvyour getin pissed over the computer

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veesky 0

i think they meant at school or something it didnt necisarily mean online.... (yes i no i spelt it wrong... also sorry if i misunderstood)

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purple_sarah88 0

No wonder you find it hard to ****** if you're uncomfortable because he is immature and makes fun of you at your most vulnerable like that. Get a real man.

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fuel4insanity 0

LOL I laugh everytime my gf gets an ******. it takes her forever.

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RedPillSucks 31

You're not doing it right.

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natalie_ays 0

She should laugh at you for taking too long to make it happen.

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tastymonsterkake 0

164; loooove the stretch(: whered you buy itt?

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alicec123 0

what an asshole. that was totally uncalled for.

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krazy_glu3 0

so true. not every girl ony wants a quickie... but when you guys are done its hard to keep going when y'all are limp.... which then throws us out of the mood and we just stop...

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