By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

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Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
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beccusmaximus 0

And I wonder what kind of idiot he looks like when he has an ******. No one looks cool, I promise.

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DaveOnDope 4

I'd get a second opinion.

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motero 0

hopefully it wasn't building up a stinker in its tail for when it melts....u get da idea

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perdix 29

Yet another excuse for you to wear a bag over your head during sex. And, no, you can't have eye holes. Your bf doesn't want to be haunted by your vacant stares when you come.

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j_dixie 3

it's probably because it was your first one or you could tell him it's all bc he made you cum so hard. he should be proud, not make fun. try throwing your head back and grabbing the blankets under your hands. it'll control your movement.

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finndandy 0

instead of saying 'perfect in every way' u could say 'as perfect as God made him' I have a son that was born with imperfections, and it wasn't a burden. certain birth anomalies CAN be less than blessings on the family, ds may not be seen that way because of their sweet loving nature.

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FMLaddict2010 7

However they are the ones who can't fight back half the time

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TheNewGuy03 28

can people stop getting all butt-hurt over the down syndrome comment? i'm sure that op and her man are not staging an uprising against the mentally and physically disabled here. just ******* laugh. |the kid|

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baseballdude34 0

how about everyone stops getting so offended and grow some ******* balls. the bf never insulted down syndrome kids anyway but everyone who is saying "dont judge" is judging the boyfriend. Double standards piss me off

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FMLaddict2010 7

Let me put this in terms you can understand: No one who has a disabled sibling or family member gives a **** about your comment, they take offense to it just like me. If you don't understand go **** off

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blloyd420 5

hahaha kid who gives a shit bout ds kids like damn

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dwkiely 0

maybe that's why he couldn't get u to b4

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