By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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Soninuva 41

You should've slugged him for being as slow as a snail!

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dilley86 4

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dmattimeoj 12

are you still at the age where you tell a girl you like her by pulling her hair on the playground and then sending a friend over to ask her out for you?? do you really think something like that is grounds to break off a committed, mature relationship that, for all you know, could otherwise be great? it blows my mind how often people like you quickly jump to the "why dont you break up" comment on this site. whether you actually are 12 or you are much older than that my advice will remain the same. you need to grow up.

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lonewolf6613 4

the funny part of this...he's 26. well according to his profile.

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an3ph 20

You missed that class in biology.

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blondie107 20

Either he didn't want to sound like an idiot or he was messing with you..

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NodakN8V 25

Sometimes sounding smart is better then actually being smart... He needs to turn in his man card for that one.

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kinky44 28

Do you even know what a man card is?

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noelasis94 18

And to that you should have said whats in the bowl bitch?!

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stanjohnson 11

Aren't you glad you are not dating a tard?

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blackgirllb 12

its true wen ray the snail will leave his shell and pursuing his life purpose as a slug

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