By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28

whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....

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Fuzzfoot 0

so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?

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squirell_AIDS69 0

When I first started to read this I thought it said COD. But then it stopped making sense so I had to go back

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SteamySecrets 0

you just fml for posting this retarded story

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Fractol 0

Sounds like someone from "Springtucky". They aren't the brightest in that part of Oregon.

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831_salas 0

wait so do i have ocd than? i dont freak out buh lyk it bugz me wen i get one hand wet & not the other. i always have to get both of them wet.

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stronghand0331 17

that's just nasty. and "lyk" doesn't mean LIKE it means "retard"

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831_salas 0

how is it nasty? WET AS IN WITH WATER DUMB BITCH. i can spell however the *** i <------- (wanna define dat for me too,stupid ****!) want. i can careless wether yu say its rite or not cuz we ALL no its spelled incorrectly. would yu like a craker now that yu've been so kind as to point it out? aha dumbass

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stronghand0331 17

Ha! It's so cute that ten year olds can swear. What a big girl! You're pretty stupid for getting so upset that I corrected you.

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nature_girl_08 14

jesus, kid, calm the hell down. there are plenty of people who that kind of spelling drives us stir-crazy because it makes it difficult to read the post.

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831_salas 0

hahahaha....HA! mann that was so funny. i think yurr just angry & had nothing else to say so yurr comeback consisted of "my age" & the fact that i no how to swear :p. wow,..thats just genius! i would of never...big round of applause for ms.igottatamponupmyass! anyways....enuff of this nonsense..adios btw that means good bye hahaha

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stronghand0331 17

thank you naturegirl, for the love of GOD, she has to calm down before she prematurely throws herself into puberty. Learn to laugh at yourself and stop taking yourself so seriously salas.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Stronghand, I both agree and disagree with you. Yes, Salas' spelling does annoy me quite a bit. Her OCD habit, however? Not nasty. I have the same habit, and it's a pain in the butt to deal with. :P

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MAGNAVOX 0

Spelling is everything when posting comments.

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Snowlight_fml 7

Here's a tip: The less you talk, the more intelligent you seem. Let's not get that IQ into the negative numbers now...

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

# TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden. It is not just annoying , it is against the rules. So 831_salas you are in the wrong all the way around.

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Cinn_fml 22

Salas, I think you need to calm down. Just because someone corrected a spelling that hardly abbrieviates and therefore is pointless, doesn't mean that you have to fly off the wall about it. Also, knowing how to swear doesn't make you better than anyone else. Though, from the way you've made yourself come across, I think your poor spelling (if I start correcting you, I'm not sure I'd stop) is the least of your worries. Chibi is also right, it's both against the rules and annoying.

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Doortje 29

soooo many questions come to mind.. do you wipe your butt with both hands? do you shake twice when being introduced to someone? and so on and on.

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cufaoil 11

shaking hands is an easy one to get around, when you shake hands, you put both hands on the other person's at the same time...

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jvillan87 5

what about wiping your ass? or eating with chopsticks? picking up dog poop?

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em_wmu 0

It's not really funny what he did... but that's the only way you're going to get over it. Unless you want to live your whole life in constant anxiety. You have to desensitize yourself. That said, it's still pretty shitty that someone would do that, it sounds like he needs to learn what the hell he's dealing with.

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MearaRocks 0

i might sound like a total bitch, but that sounds so funny I would do it too

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NotSoMadMike 0

I'm slightly OCD too, but I still would have done that to you. Never turn down the chance to torture someone else in a non-violent way.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Does that include blackmail and rape? (It's not always as brutal.) You sound like such a complete jerkwad.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh, OP. :( I have OCD and it used to be that bad (I obviously still have it as it doesn't just go away), but I've learned how to manage it to an extent. I suggest going to a therapist, as they can use cognitive-behavioral therapy to help you to be able to manage your habits. It takes awhile, but it's definitely worth it.

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thatonename 7

it actually does go away, just sayin. just like anything else you have to be string enough to control it and eventually you don't have to try and the fear/ freak out response is gone.

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Ruff_fml 3

I always read therapist as "the rapist" Made the comment a little weird.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#85 Hopefully I can completely kick my OCD in the butt, then! That would be pretty awesome. It's already way better than it used to be, but there's still improvement to be had... #93 Haha! I've found that a lot of people actually misread the word "therapist" that way.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#97 Who, me? Why? Because I have OCD too? :P

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