By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28

whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....

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Fuzzfoot 0

so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?

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Jewelofagal 2

There's something positive to be said for someone who won't automatically entertain their partner's every quirk but challenges the partner to consider situations differently (Remember the movie "As Good As It Gets"?)

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txgal2009 0

Being held down isn't 'challenging' someone to 'consider the situation differently'. It's abuse.

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Spastastic 6

OCD isn't a "quirk", it's a recognized psychological disorder.

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holly_fly 34

The rituals in OCD are sometimes called quirks. The same with an episode of Tourette's.

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nastynate1376 0

Consider it therapy...

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starile 19

Yeah, seriously, I was thinking he's just trying to help her get over her OCD! :D ... in a horrifying and forceful way ._.

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MAGNAVOX 0

Ha same thing happens to me, but only when I get one hand wet. I don't freak out though I just get the urge to get my other hand wet.

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s2kman 0

same here, they both gotta feel the same or I get annoid lol

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XX477544 0

That could be the most awesome, and hilarious thing I have ever read. Your boyfriend is the coolest guy in the world.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

You and the boyfriend are both douches. Enjoy your lifetime never getting laid.

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omgshaylaaa 0

wow 200 lol drama queen much? I definitely agree 17. I loled so hard at this ahahha

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Leke59 2

HAHAHA "enjoy your lifetime never getting laid"????? that's an amusingly terrible insult. why would that be the first thing to come into your brain. you've convinced me that YOU'VE never been laid, since you obviously know how terrible it is. you suck.

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seeinghourglass 0

You guys are douches. I have OCD and even that really sucks sometimes.

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biskitbukit 7

I feel like I'm the only person who finds this funny. :)

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Filitov 0

Then you obviously didn't read some of the other comments.

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Filitov 0

And so NOW my other comment decides to show up. I need to stop using the iPhone App for commenting since it is perpetually screwing things up. =_=

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xBHD31095x 0

I think it's Hella funny just imagining it

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drewbear69 0

I find it funny to lol , but in away it's messed up.

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20waffleater10 0

I found this to be ****** hilarious! funniest shit ever! I would have done the same thing, he should put it on youtube! ps: he is a keeper

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Are you crazy?? Or are you from some place where abusing your girlfriend/wife/etc. is funny and youtube-worthy? Please remove yourself from the gene-pool asap, if so.

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NoFackYourLife 0

So you're saying that if you fell in a park, and one hand accidentally touched a pile of dog poop, you'd have to put your other hand in it too?

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thatonename 7

If she actually has OCD and isn't just bullshitting, yeah, probably. And that'd just be hilarious.

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tencentsakiss 19

it's not rational like that. it's not everything that needs to be even.

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ScuseMePrincess 2

He's just trying to teach you some self-control. What if you touched boiling water or poison ivy? You'll be thankful he cares enough to provide therapy then.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Go ahead and try teaching "self-control" to blind people too then? How about you beat them up as well, as punishment for them "not wanting to see"? Hm? Because clearly, they have a choice in this, huh? Like OP has chosen to have a mental disorder, right? You fail at life.

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t2icu 0

oh yeah cuz you can totally make a comparison to someone with permanent physical damage with a person to someone with a mental issue. -_- there's shows on the health channel on these things where people are made to correct it, so why not correct it? after all, "it's all in your head."

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Spastastic 6

I highly doubt her boyfriend is a Cognitive Behavioral Therapist.

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happycrappy 0

Dump him and find someone considerate. They're out there.

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Gloritank 8

don't be such a pussy.

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