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By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Bloink 25

How did he discover that in the first place?

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SwtCherryPie 26

My husband and I used to do this to each other all the time.

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ratorr2 23

Time to stop kissing him until he stops ruining the moment.

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MAup_fml 6

Same situation, but I started it, thus I deserve it :(

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fertilegod 3

so date someone else dummy. you stay with a doofus it is what u deserve

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edanielleh 21

I am going to get major hate for this, but if he refuses to recognize your needs, then you should either move on or go on strike so he knows you mean it. I would never advocate withdrawing intimacy on a whim, but if this is really an ever time thing, he is being a selfish jerk

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jl_word 10

Don't be a hater. He'll quit shortly. Just a phase.

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