Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me...

By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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By Happy Birthday - 10/07/2018 15:00

Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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ODEEZY 0

Monday 16 February 2009 3:18

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 16 February 2009 4:40

They have a new hallmark card. It has a timer so that boyfriends can set it in two modes. Basically if you had waited 10 minutes, the card would have expressed how much he loved you and all. But since you opened it 5 minutes earlier, it was programmed to "dump" mode and deposit 20 dollars. :) :) I kid of course. That sucks though what happened. You should use that 20 dollars to buy him a card and leave 10 bucks for him.

Comments

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 14:30

I would've been suspicious if I had to wait until he was gone to check the content anyway, it's bound to be bad news. The fact that he left money is idiotic, unless you want to use it on a devious plan to get back at him of course!

perussian 0

Monday 16 February 2009 16:11

Wow, what a total dick, honestly, it was her birthday! and he couldn't do it in person? and waiting ten minutes? its not about trust, its as if he was trying to run away from fireworks that he just lit. And i agree, giving money? that IS like paying a *****, and 20 dollars isn't a lot then!! I dont understand how guys can think this way, I cant believe other guys commented on here saying he is a genius, etc.

suyci 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:02

the break up, as it should be coca cola zero.. xD but still, its a lame way

Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:34

That's when you find him, jump him, and rape him. Then leave a dollar bill, pay your *****.

grooverahul 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

NICE MOVE!! ahaha

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:50

whats with all the pettiness. Sure he's a jerk for dumping you LIKE THAT, but he probably had a reason even if he is too cowardly to say it to your face. On the plus side, he gave you 20 bucks (and if you're still sad about it, take that money and buy some emo music on itunes). He could have just said that it wasn't working and left it at that. Best advice is to move on, and forget him.