By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
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ODEEZY 0

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

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NorfolkDude 2

They have a new hallmark card. It has a timer so that boyfriends can set it in two modes. Basically if you had waited 10 minutes, the card would have expressed how much he loved you and all. But since you opened it 5 minutes earlier, it was programmed to "dump" mode and deposit 20 dollars. :) :) I kid of course. That sucks though what happened. You should use that 20 dollars to buy him a card and leave 10 bucks for him.

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AliSama 17

#39 i didn't say what he did was right or what i would do. It was wrong. I was just trying to think what may have motivated him.

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FMLpleez1234 0

What an a**hole.

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jumi_fml 0

that is so unheard of. what a peen.

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Feel_It 0

This is the best breakup.

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tateno 0

atleast it was a 20 and not a 5 or something

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xaphon 0

the customer is always right especially the paying ones

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MukyDaCookie 0

Thats a pussy thing to do. I would track him down, kick his ass and then throw the money at him and say "use it to get urself fixed up bitch"

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