By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
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ODEEZY 0

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

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NorfolkDude 2

They have a new hallmark card. It has a timer so that boyfriends can set it in two modes. Basically if you had waited 10 minutes, the card would have expressed how much he loved you and all. But since you opened it 5 minutes earlier, it was programmed to "dump" mode and deposit 20 dollars. :) :) I kid of course. That sucks though what happened. You should use that 20 dollars to buy him a card and leave 10 bucks for him.

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glorialaura21 8

heyy quit complaining! i wish I got $20 when my ex dumped me!!

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tencentsakiss 19

Wow, is it just these jokes that go over your head, or all jokes?

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YacL 15

So he could get as far away as possible in those ten minutes.

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Jncmspotts 0

Hahahagaha…it's like he looked at u and said "**** it I'll pay her to leave me even on ur birthday" ahahahahahahahah LOSER!!!!!!haha

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Frankie1234 9

what a nob. you can do much better than a wimp like him i'm sure. just forget about him and let him feel like he has won, because in reality he is a loser who needs to man up and grow a pair. hate guys like that who are too pathetic to end a relationship face to face

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karagarren 8

spend it on condoms for you and your next boyfriend. and maybe some rum too

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mekkme 0

wow what a total douche bag

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