By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
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ODEEZY 0

at least he was nice enough to still give you a gift

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NorfolkDude 2

They have a new hallmark card. It has a timer so that boyfriends can set it in two modes. Basically if you had waited 10 minutes, the card would have expressed how much he loved you and all. But since you opened it 5 minutes earlier, it was programmed to "dump" mode and deposit 20 dollars. :) :) I kid of course. That sucks though what happened. You should use that 20 dollars to buy him a card and leave 10 bucks for him.

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mizzzombie 0

Kill him ill ****** help

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susannegela 0

It's called a joke.

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Rainbow101365 5

if you'd waited the 10 minutes he might have come back and taken the card before you opened it and given you a real gift... but sorry he's such a coward and couldn't do it in person...:/

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laladd123 11

The guys a jerk what kinda baby like to run away before dumping he should have faced the facts

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wpolo02 7

Dollar signs go in front of the number. It should be $20. Not 20$.

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CelebrityChef 3

What are u complaining about u got money and single

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echo_of_shadows 14

If you'd have waited 10mins, it would have been a really amazing gift and no breakup. But by opening it early you collapsed the unknown reality into what it was. (think Schrödinger's cat, but with cards)

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Jjan04 14

Shoulda waited 10. Maybe it would have said something different :)

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ProperPengTing 15

That's a dirtbag

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