By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

At least you got roses.

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bbedlock_fml 7

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

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mama2b3 20

That almost seems mean spirited.

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BellaMarta 19

Don't base your life around facebook.

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atomicbaboon 0

says the guy that spelled 2 out of the 3 words in his comment wrong

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Oasispetro1 4

says the **** whos name is atomic baboon

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eigelste 0

Lol I get my gf 1 rose for every year we've been together on our anniversary and in a week that's 3 lol all I have to say is find someone who will put the fake one in lol I can't stop laughing

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rogue2888 4

Freeze them! That way they won't die. Well sort of anyways

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hellbilly205 17

What makes you think he's still not gonna break it off with her?

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Furrywhiplash 14

If she is mad enough, she could take the creepy approach: break into his house when no one is home, hang the roses by a noose in his room, and leave a note saying "you're next." (although that could potentially land her in trouble with law enforcement...)

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ppatty 0

lmao that is awesome ^^

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A100893 30

Well, OP, you have options. If you want revenge, shove them down his throat. They'll die quickly and you can be rid of him. (Hopefully they still have the thorns)

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j0k3r2213 0

that's a good one!!

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A100893 30

True, at least he wasn't a coward and did it in person.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

I guess that shows that he's not the one for you.. But at least you got pretty roses :)

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