By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

At least you got roses.

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bbedlock_fml 7

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

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rastabby44 0

Thats horrrible -__- smdh hes a jerk

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Haha a restraining order.

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TheMystery13 13

Being the cruel and heartless bastard that I am, I find this hilarious.

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still_guns 16

Put them in the ground and look after them. Then they'll die in a few months. Discreetly buy new roses and replace those that die. When he asks if they're all dead, take a picture of the (new) roses and say 'still going strong!'

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DocWho 4

Thank you creative boyfriend for the weird way to break up with someone.

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