Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML - FML

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 910

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Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 227

You deserved it 6 636

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 155

You deserved it 3 779

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 802

You deserved it 4 072

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Drunk dick

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 891

You deserved it 4 583

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 247

You deserved it 5 171

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 439

You deserved it 65 654

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 508

You deserved it 3 059

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Megs431 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:09

Someones not getting laid tonight

shitusernames 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:20

Good use of your English

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coyfish 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:05

Does that mean you're available...?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:15

Today I got arrested for domestic violence, for punching my boyfriend in the face...

TN9R 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:17

ydi, what do you think ? they are going to let it slide cuz your a girl? please. i thought you wanted to be treated equal. imo im tired of girls saying they want to be equal but when the hammer comes down they think they deserve special treatment.

Acaprice14 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:23

I guess he forgot the cat.

derrp910 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:56

Winner winner chicken dinner!

holyshiizzle 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:01

what happened to sharing??

TequilaCat 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:06

Time to trade up

mimicb 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:09

that's no good!

Farag97 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:16

bummer...

Weetart 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:21

Your soon to be ex-boyfriend is ******* stupid. 'Nough said.

chris_legit 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:22

Is there gonna be make up sex ?

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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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