This is sad for your boyfriend. Obviously this is a big problem for you because your boyfriend had to ASK you not to get drunk off your ass. I hope he dumps you. He can obviously do better than have a girlfriend who's a drunk.

I see this as a wake-up call for you. A classic definition of alcoholism is your drinking causing a problem for you or someone else. I think he's telling you that you have a drinking problem, and it sounds as if he's right.

...to drunk eh? u wanna be my new gf?

[insert joke about women's rights here]

Ya know what? Getting drunk is one thing. Getting drunk enough to throw up is another. Getting drunk enough to throw up without making it to a bathroom is pretty damned gross. And getting so drunk you pee your pants in front of people- or at all, for that matter? ...*Why*? Just, why? I have trouble imagining that anyone could get so drunk and *want* to continue being in the presence of other people, let alone do so repeatedly at parties. How are you not embarrassed to be so disgusting?

I was trying to figure out if this FML was the OP saying that their boyfriend asked them not to get too drunk and they did anyway or was it a poor way of saying that their boyfriend got trashed after asking them not to get too drunk. I have no idea. If it's the first one then YDI if it's the second then yeah that sucks.

oh now that sucks majorly

YDI. No wonder your boyfriend tells you not to get too drunk, you make a complete and utter fool of yourself, as well as a source of major embarrassment to him.

I honestly can't tell if she was the one that got drunk or her boyfriend... the OP wrote the FML ambiguously.

Aww, don't feel bad. That happened to me once at a fair. x.x So embarrasing, but everyone will forget everntually(hopefully).