Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends....

By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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You deserved it 5 369

fluropanda 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:53

YDI. I think this more of a FHL, for having to be your boyfriend, and suffering through humilation while his girlfriend puked everywhere and pissed herself.

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:40

Don't drink if you can't handle it around other people. It's a pretty easy solution.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:44

You must have been way past "too drunk" if you somehow managed to pee in MY pants. I'm about 2000 miles away, but I'll send you the bill from the cleaners.

perdix 29

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:50

No, I'm being absurd making fun of the bad writing.

Lia_Mackenzie 4

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:37

*Approval*

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 20:32

Hey, she peed in my pants too!!

sweetbiotch88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:52

uhmm.. cool fml ? How is it one again?

tamalama 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:11

your boyfriend knows you well.

jollyjam1 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:22

Drug use is never pretty. Perhaps you should consider getting some help.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:33

Lmao perdix ftw! @OP: YDI. Don't ingest poison and these things won't happen

bombtastic 10

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:38

ick. have some respect.

shockcrow 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:40

f his life

Vitamin_C 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:29

you're so gross..

TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:33

WARNING: If you cannot control your drinking (as in, cannot decide when to quit once you've started, cannot NOT drink when you have started), then you shouldn't drink. If you aren't already the binge-drinking alcoholic, you're well on your way to alcoholism. Can you handle not drinking at all? I would definitely tell him you are not drinking at all. Good luck to you and I hope he understands that.