By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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minder97 10

that condom must have many stories behind it...

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bubo_fml 10

Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "tight wad!!!"

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juturnaamo 29

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dirtyfivethirty 0

Oh Gawd! You would think you'd notice though, as it got rather full, unless he was emptying it out....did he spend some time in the bathroom afterward?

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xMeganMayhem 6

16 & 47 - Of course he emptied it.. Were you maybe thinking that he left it on for a month? Or saved his sperm? No, no. You're right. Collecting a months worth of sperm in the same condom is much more probable than him actually cleaning and reusing the condom.

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Nyolia 11

No duh he would've spent time in the bathroom. He would be "throwing away" the condom and getting the semen off of him if he ejaculated.

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DrewsFML 8

1) What's this about not ejaculating?? That just doesn't happen. A guy could hump the knot in a pine tree and ejaculate. 2) Washing it out in the bathroom is not necessary; the top rack of the dishwasher is fine.

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bubo_fml 10

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puppydog 12

Right because each separate load will get her pregnant with a different child.. Yup that must be how it works.

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bubo_fml 10

Minor point...The operative word is "imagine!"

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Thats also assuming the condom has no spermicide and that OP's boyfriend has supersperm, since it ususally dies after 72 hours.

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raphanne_fml 33

How cheap!!!! And not smart when a condom is practically nothing compared to what it would cost if you got pregnant....

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yourkindacool18 5

how many times do you guys have sex? *gasp* who knows who else hes with?

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