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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 15:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me our entire relationship, texting and messaging on social media asking to have relations with multiple women. I just moved to a new city with him, consolidated most of my big items, and we are supposed to move into our new apartment in 4 days. I don't know what to do. FML

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By Mrs.Slyfox - 28/06/2011 09:53 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

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By GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

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By Jennij717 - 11/08/2022 10:00

Today, I moved several states to start a life with my boyfriend. It would've been nice to know he was cheating before buying a house. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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Zebidee 8

Thursday 2 December 2010 19:11

In British English, people would almost always say fortnight instead of two weeks. We think it's odd that Americans find it cute.

dacho 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 19:18

Even before you even? Are you even from tumblr even?

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randomherozero 0

Thursday 17 April 2014 20:45

Bristol, Ct? Just wonderin cause I'm from plainville ct. Lookin to meet new ppl n friends in the area. Kik me @ chancy.huey

ItsJustMe1616 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:47

Maybe I am just oblivious, or using the site as opposed to the app reveals more info about OP, but how do some of you know where OP is from? Like I mean this legitimately lol I didn't quite pick up on that.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:53

My apologies! As I did more digging I found the string of comments that may be revealing the answer to my question lol sorry for wasting the time of my fellow FMLians.