By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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hol18 5

Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

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Thelnternet 7

^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.

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Kpopluva 11

I'm guessing he hasn't met my friend karma yet, has he ?

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maybso 0

atleast they didnt you stab youself in the stomache for dishonor ;)

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rinzy 3

Right. Cuz the first impression you want to look like a total gaijin. For future reference - hajimemashite, watashi wa ....name.... desu. Douzou youroshiku onegaishimasu.

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MrPortalFan 21

This is what you get for trying to impress his parents by being a smartass. Don't speak a foreign language to someone if you only know 1 ******* phrase.

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Lunasis 14

wow your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole

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yuno_gasai_fml 34

Konnichiwa or こんにちわ is translated to "hello", i'd say op wanted to greet them with something more like "hi, nice to meet you, I'm___" or something like that

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pollymo14 13

That reminds me of my big fat Greek wedding

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yuno_gasai_fml 34

Hajimemashite 初めまして Nice to meet you Anata wa _____ San desu あなたわ____さん です I'm ___ Correct me if I'm wrong but I think I got it right

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