By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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hol18 5

Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

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Thelnternet 7

^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.

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OceanBlueSea 12

Hahahaha I fell over laughing when I read this! 8)

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SApprentice 34

Wow, complete lack of respect. That's just very rude. Generally, when you're dating someone, you like to believe that there's a chance that this is the one, and maybe you'll settle down with them. For him to be willing to allow you to make such a foolish, slutty impression on his parents could mean that he doesn't see himself having you around all that long. FYL, OP.

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Bluejaywilde 10

Google translator next time, sheesh.

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mizteri 1

Tell him 'baka yalo shinde kudesai ne?' it means bastard please go die. And say it on a sweet voice. I'm not sure if you have the English accent or not...but he should be able to understand it. Don't forget to say "gomen nasai" to the parents and explain you learned it from their son.

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Martnikk 15

Did he make you say: "Kon'nichiwa watashi wa anata no musuko no chinpo ga daisuki"

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Valiumknights44 12

Google translate could have stopped this situation before it even started. Next time don't accept things at face value and do a little fact checking.

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Valiumknights44 12

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it'll tell you if the word you're about to say is ****.

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Valiumknights44 12

94 google translate will translate text written in Romanji which if the way Japanese words are spelled so that English speakers can read them. If you were to type in hajimemashite it would tell you the translation is nice to meet you.

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bubo_fml 10

When you return to apologise, translate the following sentence into Japanese; "Your Son's dick makes me appreciate a single grain of rice harvested from your fine country!"

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Le_Anonymous 9

"I've lost faith in humanity over some comments in the Internet." please, get a life for yourself. And I don't mean the pixilated one you've made for yourself. Meet real people, instead of Internet trolls and stop whining about your "faith in humanity." Get a ******* dog if it bothers you that much.

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kazumaeri 4

depending on the time you would say ohayou gozishimasu (morning, this is the formal way to say), konichiwa (afternoon usually after 2pm in japan), or konbanwa(evening, around dusk), hajimemashite, (name) desu, doozoroshiku, then say oname wa nandeska, which is what is your name, i am taking conversational japanese and elementary japanese at my college..i would know that at least this much is true..saying sayonara,, would be ok, because you dont know when you will see them again..it is usually said to people you wont see for a while..but to your bf say jaa, mata

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