Love: Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies....

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 08:01

Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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Saturday 10 October 2009 23:05

Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off

Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:06

Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.

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Ketsuhime 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:19

I wouldn't care....and i'm a girl. get over it.

Atrayo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 14:11

Dont get in the way of a man and his Xbox.

SteazyD 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:43

That is a GOOD man. I tuck mine in at night. :)

guy_whos_sad 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:37

If he does this when he is leaving, I wonder what he will do when it gets the red ring of fire?

OGReaper 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:16

i woulda kissed them both goodbye. which one wouldve gotten the more passionate kiss..........? its hard to say.

Mahyar 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:31

I would have done the same. : ) And kiss the girl to but xbox first,

MrFagHole 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:15

FHisL For being a nerd. bet he would go emo if it got the rimg of death.

wowyurcool1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:25

good he has his priorities straight

cellerbeck 4

Friday 18 June 2010 1:26

so he didn't take it with him???!!!!

SlayerSkater 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 8:11

ouch....

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