By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 422
You deserved it 5 887

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off

Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.

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yea sounds like something i would do i love my x box like its my son or something

muffinsareyummy 1

gaming > relationships, tbqh. this is the 21st century. it's just the way things are.

noshitsherlock 0

YOU DESERVE IT. How about picking a boyfriend who ISN'T a loser?

Until Microshaft stole the name, X-Box used to mean an unknown ******, as in "******* my girlfriend is OK, but I think any X-Box would be a bit tighter and wetter." Here's how you "fix" your boyfriend: When he comes home to his precious Xbox, make sure it has the DVD in it of you having sex with various guys during his month-long gay vacay.

That's the way us Mainer guys roll, dear.

Hmm.. seems to me that the non-gaming girls don't understand that a X-box, computer, ps3 and so on is like a god to us gamers, fun when you want it sounds sweet I'm guessing that you don't play the x-box with him do you ? see it from the other persons perspective before you make up your mind about things and BTW boys love their toys, i know i do too, but not to the extent I'd pick it over my gf it's not uncommon for a gamer to show love to their console so get over it, he still loves you and this isn't a FML everyone needs something to have fun by themselves =D

JJ88000 0

This post isn't really an FML. The op just doesn't get us guys, I hate when I leave my television for long periods of time, If I'm going on a trip I always have my laptop with me, but not tv and my tv kicks ass which all hotel telivisions suck. you just need to understand big boys love there toys

wajalama 0

maybe if you buy him a new x-box, he'll love you more than his game console. lol

jw90 18

I'm sorry baby. It's just my xbox knows how to treat a man. And when I want some action I'm never denied.

#48, I see your point, but 'Big Boys' know the difference between there and their and how to use them.