Love: Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies....

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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Just dependa things

By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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Miss me yet?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 08:01

Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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lol69_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:05

Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off

Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:06

Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.

Comments

overkill_78 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:11

His Xbox won't post an FML about him leaving and not kissing it. Just sayin'.

iLucid 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:12

Wait till he comes home and do your best fake ****** while ******* the Xbox. Scream the most ridiculous obscenities about his impotency and inability to even begin to hit the way X can with it's ability to vibrate. Give him the controller with something similar to blood and female orgasmic fluids on it(Not to break). When he takes it tell him with a red face from actually standing on your head and sweat with a panting voice "X said your lips taste like shit but mine are great...BOTH!!!"...mmmm...Don't actual **** the Xbox...Be prepared for the counter can I join...I have a counter but people grow fatigued of this...

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:02

Try up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start. It works for everything else.

thatSucks7 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:07

it's your fault. You either picked an asshole of a bf or dont treat him well enough, to where he's now happy to get away from you, and will miss his x-box more than he'll miss you.

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:33

i miss my old gamer girlfriend. i would put my xbox on pause and we would do it. the record was 6 times in 1 day, not including the BJ'S while i was playing WOW. i treat all gamer girls like queens now.

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 13:46

don't date assholes. YDI

punky_fool 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 15:50

his a GEEK. dump the mother ****** ;)

Raheemdplayer 7

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:33

Maybe u shud kiss the Xbox goodbye as well, if you know what I mean :D Cmon, it wasnt your fault it overheated :D

satanstoystore 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:55

you got a month to find a new place and a new bf. pick someone that doesnt play video games. read the posts here about sports. pick someone that doesnt watch sports. they may actually pay attention to you and your feelings.

monkey314159 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:57

Wow, some people can't take jokes... Also never says how long they've been dating. Maybe they've only been dating for a month and kiss goodbye might have been a little awkward.