Love: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years and I announced our engagement... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/03/2018 15:00 - Spain - Marbella

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years and I announced our engagement to my family. While congratulating us, my sister couldn't help bursting into tears. I thought they got on well, he thought they got on well, she has been in love with him for the last 5 years. FML

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almost_there44 26

Thursday 15 March 2018 16:09

Now she can suck it up and find another person who is in a committed relationship to "be in love with." Never understood how someone can be in love with someone they have not been with, more like infatuation. Might be weird for a while, but I wouldn't worry too much about your sister, she just needs move on.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 15 March 2018 16:04

Sounds like she never got the nerve to tell him though.

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Jason Cropper_835786005 6

Saturday 17 March 2018 23:34

Looks like there’s only one solution here...the three of you live together as part of a romantic triangle. 😂

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