Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him....

By weddinggirl - 27/08/2010 09:57 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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insane602 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:56

lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up

XoXoSLY 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:57

YDI for being with him. And YDIx100000 if you marry him.

Comments

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 20:13

Eh, YDI. If that is the most romantic thing he's said in 2 years then it seems to me that your marriage is only going to lack romance.

Zebidee 8

Friday 27 August 2010 20:19

Walk away. If this is how you feel about the relationship now, imagine how it'll be in 20 years. You're just wasting both your time and his.

meliimin 0

Friday 27 August 2010 20:28

ydi for still dating the douche after 2 years of no romance.

windfuelsfire 10

Friday 27 August 2010 20:36

ydi to not realise this would happen in the first 1 or 2 years. make it work or leave. if you do neither you can't blame anyone but yourself.

astroid714 0

Friday 27 August 2010 20:38

awwe how romantic, lmao ..dump him,

Cookie4U 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:00

ydi, if he hasn't been romantic for 2 uears you should have dumped his ass a year and a half ago! then slapped him...... in the crotch ........ repeatedly ........ with a stick

Sinammon 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:07

If that's the most romantic thing he's said to you in the last two years, you don't need to be marrying him. Just imagine how unfulfilling the rest of your life will be if you do.