Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him....

By weddinggirl - 27/08/2010 09:57 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By engagedmaybe - 02/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By Bryan - 15/06/2021 16:00

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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insane602 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:56

lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up

XoXoSLY 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:57

YDI for being with him. And YDIx100000 if you marry him.

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dsegui4 0

Friday 27 August 2010 23:34

then why stay with him? r u waiting for something?!?

crashsapphire93 4

Friday 27 August 2010 23:43

why would you marry someone who doesn't fulfill your requirements; I mean the intention is to spend the rest of your life with him.

fairies633 8

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:03

ydi. if that's the only romantic things he's said to u in two years ydi for staying with him.

gremlin87 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:34

Suck it up. YDI. If you were so unhappy with the way he acted then why did you stay with him for 5 years?

jinxthejinx 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:45

Hey, that's who you chose to be your boyfriend. If you don't like it, GTFO & find a Don Juan to sweep you off your feet. :)

melly219 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:50

I think no

rowerforlife 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:06

and you said yes ? .. retard ..

Espion_fml 1

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:11

He must be doing something right for you to stick with him for five years.

mandii142 2

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:11

leave him now!

remieshine16 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:27

DUMP HIM

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