Love: Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in... - FML

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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Top comments

AliceSaysFYL 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:25

YDI for paying for him

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:25

He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!

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hockey1317 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:42

If he was in jail then you shouldve dumped his ass

Torvus 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:06

Sounds like you need Judge Judy or Jerry Springer. YDI.

j_casa 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:02

maybe it just wasn't working out. it's not all about you, selfish bitch.

latinjukes 2

Friday 5 August 2011 18:53

He probably dropped the soap

LiuKang92 1

Monday 3 October 2011 10:12

Get all his money he has cause he just used you big time

newyorklovesme2 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:21

Maybe you deserve someone way better, so keep your eyes open, cz u never know;)

Mr_west27 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:59

He met a girl on the inside

kei1108 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:09

Sue him for the cost of the lawyer!

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:59

Well u shouldve had a better lawyer bitch and also... what kind of skanky **** ass ho (not sayong thats bad) ;) do you have to be to get dumped by an inmate. Lonely? Single? Free this weekend between the half hour of 230-3 AM Cuz I got a friend I want to u meet baby. (Thundercock jones)

DarkHelmet82 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:26

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