Love: Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

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By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

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By Ginger - 03/10/2010 18:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

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By Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

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By weddinggirl - 27/08/2010 09:57 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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Not gonna happen

By how bout no! - 09/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML

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By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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GeneGenie 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:30

I hope you said no?

jynxpawzz 11

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:36

Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.

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mehliiiiiiiie 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:06

I moderated this one! :D haha, yeah. it does suck. poor lady. :/

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:56

open that thing up. you should never have it closed. lol.

jellybeans4833 7

Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:13

$_$

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:16

If he's only marrying you for the money, then DON'T DO IT. Trust me, you'll regret it...

BuddyChristSays 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:33

****** boob

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:58

61 is that a new pic? I like it. you always post nice pics.

Flounder 2

Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:37

I totally wanted to do that before I went to BMT...I split up with my BF not long after but we've always stayed good friends so it would have at least been way more money for us (based on where I was stationed) for that short amount of time. Plus, if you get married, you get free medical/dental, so it works for you too. Live a little.